Video of Bizarre Biden Speech Surfaces on Social Media

Video of a bizarre, rambling speech given in 2017 by White House hopeful Joe Biden has surfaced, reinforcing suspicions that the aging candidate is possibly senile or otherwise mentally unstable.

At a ceremony renaming a community pool in his honor in Wilmington, Delaware, Biden regaled the crowd with an unsettling story about his time as a lifeguard at the pool. “By the way, you know, I sit on the stand, and it get hot,” Biden said. “I got a lot, I got hairy legs that turn, that that that that that turns blonde in the sun, and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again. They’d look at it.

“So I learned about roaches,” he continued in a weird non sequitur. “I learned about kids jumping on my lap, and I’ve loved kids jumping on my lap,” Biden added. “And I tell you what: the men are now all men. The guys I worked with down here, and they’re all guys at the time, they’re all good men.”

Joe Biden is quite simply unfit to be President.