Coughing Hillary Nixes Lesbian Rumors on Howard Stern Show

In an interview with shock jock Howard Stern on Sirius/XM radio, failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton denied having had a lesbian affair.

Discussing how she had to break off a relationship with another boyfriend in college to date future husband and president Bill Clinton, Hillary said, “He was a good guy… he was so handsome, really handsome, he looked like a Greek god… he was very attractive. Well, contrary to what you might hear, I actually like men.” Asked to swear she’d never had a lesbian affair, Hillary replied, “Never, never, never! Never even been tempted.”

“I dated a lot of different people” in college, Hillary continued, “and I liked a lot of them. I was pretty popular. I was ok popular… boys were not my problem.”

Also in the interview, Hillary revived rumors about her questionable health as she launched into a three-minute coughing fit, during which Stern asked if she needed a cough drop. “I got one,” she croaked, adding in a sarcastic raspy voice as she kept coughing, “I thought I would come on and cough some more.”